This instantly makes me 10x cooler than you. You will never surpass my level of swag.

And im smarter than you

You will never be as smart as me, because I have a library card and you dont.

RESPECT ME NOW

If you do not respect me, your IQ shall drop by several points.

THIS LIBRARY CARD MAKES ME HOTTER THAN YOU

Hot people own library cards. This is simple fact. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. I have a library card and you dont.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_card

. SHE MAINE ON MY STATE TILL I LIBRARY CARD

I have a library card and you dont. GET on my level. ACtually dont. I am the ONLY person alllowed to have a library card.

i dont just have a library card

i am the library. i am ms library. you are peasant. i am queen.

this paper is premium and my ass is medium

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_card

yes

i hope this debate is settled and if it’s not id like to organize a duel at 44.31394577026367,-69.7994384765625